poop on the leash in MY VERY OWN BACKYARD.
Be happy I agree to pee in those conditions. I don't know what my human is thinking !

Perhaps she is afraid to get lost and thinks she needs me to find the door. She's not getting any younger but still... the backyard is not that big ! If she want me to poop on the leash, it is easy, just give me a good walk.
What do you mean, lowly human, I cannot go for walks at the moment ! This is a torture house, I tell you. I cannot play with my little sister, I cannot go on the sofa, I cannot go fast anywhere... I must be down, down, down and watch my steps.

It's not because I limp that I need to be napping all the time. Girls gotta have fun ! How long is this going to last, he ?

Your ready-to-hold-it-until-she-drops-the-leash friend,
Spip